Drunk Santa joins Spiro

Santa is a working man like the rest of us – he likes his eggnog spiked and his sleigh polished – and he’s now available as a personality in Spiro to whip your sales game into shape.

Drunk Santa’s Words Are Sober Santa’s Thoughts

Drunk Santa’s in charge as the new in-app Spiro personality this Christmas, so put on your antlers and call yourself Rudolph because you’re in store for some tough love. Listen and learn, grasshopper. This guy is a soldier.

Here are just a few of the other things he might say:

“All I want for Christmas is for you to shut the hell up. Get on the phone to Samantha.”

“Time to get off Santa’s lap and get back on the phone. Make a call to Brian.”

“Your voicemails are like figgy-freakin-pudding. Pointless. Call Christine back.”

“Can you call Paul – tell ’em I broke into the house and left something under some tree.”

Even when Santa’s three sheets to the wind and raging he knows how to lead you to the deals that will make you the most money. Just don’t get up on his bad side, or you’ll end up like grandma.

Spiro Has Multiple Personalities (That All Want to Make You Rich)

Spiro, the personal sales assistant app for salespeople who want to make more money, is home to multiple personalities. That doesn’t sound right, does it?

In case Drunk Santa isn’t your idea of fun, you can choose from Surfer Dude, R-Rated, Jewish Mother, Coach, Gossip Girl, Fabio and Boring. (Boring is not recommended.)

R-rated personality will give you the tough love your masochistic alter-ego craves. Jewish Mother will guilt trip you until you cave in. Coach will give you some good old fashioned “go get ’em, tiger” motivation. Switch them around and have fun.

Meet them all when you download Spiro for iPhone, Android, or Chrome!